Top Reasons to Join ISIS as an American
- Turbin way better than sunscreen for preventing fine lines and wrinkles
- The hot Arab women
- Black makes you look thinner
- 120 degree temperatures in the desert also make you thinner
- With the fear of the US Military attacking you, you won’t worry about your about financial issues.
- Tired of your cubicle and also love the beach? Shoot guns in the air and spend all day with your toes in the sand.
- Save money on annual Halloween Costume
- As a felon, ISIS will actually give you an Extra gun where in the US you couldn’t even get one
- Find out who your real friends are
- Uhhh.. And, the Virgins, of Course!
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