Top Reasons to Join ISIS


Top Reasons to Join ISIS as an American

  • Turbin way better than sunscreen for preventing fine lines and wrinkles
  • The hot Arab women
  • Black makes you look thinner
  • 120 degree temperatures in the desert also make you thinner
  • With the fear of the US Military attacking you, you won’t worry about your about financial issues.
  • Tired of your cubicle and also love the beach? Shoot guns in the air and spend all day with your toes in the sand.
  • Save money on annual Halloween Costume
  • As a felon, ISIS will actually give you an Extra gun where in the US you couldn’t even get one
  • Find out who your real friends are
  • Uhhh.. And, the Virgins, of Course!


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