Top 10 Reasons to Gain Weight!

  1. Much easier goal to obtain than losing weight.
  2. Much more fun than losing weight!
  3. Lose fake friends who were only hanging out with you because you were skinny.
  4. People will actually listen to what you’re saying instead of just checking out your “hot bod.”
  5. Miserable morning jogs can be replaced with chocolate donuts and milk.
  6. Save money on all that overpriced natural organic food.
  7. Eat whatever the hell you want, whenever the hell you want!
  8. Yo-Yo dieting is unhealthy. Maintain one nice and plump figure.
  9. No more mentally unhealthy guilt over having sugar.
  10. Nobody likes a perfect skinny little b$t#h or in-shape A-hole!
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