- Much easier goal to obtain than losing weight.
- Much more fun than losing weight!
- Lose fake friends who were only hanging out with you because you were skinny.
- People will actually listen to what you’re saying instead of just checking out your “hot bod.”
- Miserable morning jogs can be replaced with chocolate donuts and milk.
- Save money on all that overpriced natural organic food.
- Eat whatever the hell you want, whenever the hell you want!
- Yo-Yo dieting is unhealthy. Maintain one nice and plump figure.
- No more mentally unhealthy guilt over having sugar.
- Nobody likes a perfect skinny little b$t#h or in-shape A-hole!
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