Man Comes Out Coma, Watches CNN, Goes back into Coma


A Pennsylvania man briefly came out of a 4 year coma this morning at Philadelphia Regional Hospital. Upon coming to, he noticed CNN was on in his hospital room and began watching. After taking it in for a while, he reportedly exclaimed, “Is this a who have running for President?” Realizing our country is totally screwed, he ate a Twinkie and willfully proceeded to glide back into his coma.. hopefully for another 4 years.

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