Top 10 Reasons to Smoke Revealed

  1. Gives you the bad-boy image girls like
  2. Life when you’re 70 or 80 sux anyway. May as well be dead.
  3. Better than buying lottery tickets where you “sometimes” win. With cigs, you get a buzz every time.
  4. Good excuse to quit working and leave the desk for 15 minutes
  5. Bonding & Instant friendships. Other smokers ALWAYS love other smokers
  6. Set dry leafs on fire when on cigarette breaks. Always fun.
  7. Kills your sense of taste, so you don’t have to taste that shitty food your aunt made.
  8. Kills your sense of smell, so you don’t have to smell your spouse’s farts
  9. Destroys endurance.. So, you only have to jog for half a mile rather than 3 miles while exercising
  10. Because it looks so damn cool in the movies
  11. Bonus Reason: Reduces your chances of dying in a car accident or natural disaster.. Because, you’ll be dead long before that happens!
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