Gay Rehab Center Turns Gay Boy Straight

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Pastor Bill McLary of Oakmont Christian Church says, “We all hate the gays… This is where the Methodists and Baptists can actually come together,” says . “Well, let me tweak that for political correctness.. We hate the sin, not the person,” says Pastor Bill. One of his largest and favorite tithers Phil has a son named Chris (prefers to be called Christopher), a “formerly-gay” 14 year-old who has always dressed like a girl, acted like a girl, and hung out with girls. Phil, a former football star in town, was previously embarrassed by his son. “It’s not all about what Chris wants.. He’s just a kid still living in my house. He’s embarrassing me… I mean, I got a name in this town.. a reputation to uphold.” After 4 months of treatment at the Don’t Be So Gay Center, which includes making patients read the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition 5 times a day, chopping wood, and playing sports, Christopher’s parents and his pastor believe he is now straight and are calling the mission a total success. In a private interview with Christopher, he revealed he still wears girl clothes in private and is secretly dating Jonathon, another kid he met in the rehab clinic.

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