Category: Social

Rascist loses “White Card” after DNA test
June 19, 2016 No Responses

Rascist loses “White Card” after DNA test

23andme.com reported an interesting story on it’s social page last week. Rodney Buckmaster of Huntingville, Alabamer has always considered himself “white as a Gulf of Mexico Pina Colada” and of “100 God damn percent English heritage.” … “It’s the best race, of course…...
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Woman Finally Gets Her Man Under Control
June 18, 2016 No Responses

Woman Finally Gets Her Man Under Control

After years of trying, Ashley Crawford of Portland, Oregon finally says she has her man under control… Ashley says, “He started with 7 good friends, now he’s down to 2… If this stays on the right track, I should have...
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“Native Son” Disappoints Hometown
June 18, 2016 No Responses

“Native Son” Disappoints Hometown

Ben Bryant of Plainview, TX has always been the shining light of his small hometown. “He was our high school quarterback, he worked hard on his dad’s farm, and he always made good grades…. but, not so high of grades...
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Naked and Afraid Star “Undiagnosed” with Condition
June 18, 2016 No Responses

Naked and Afraid Star “Undiagnosed” with Condition

Reality TV star Sarah Jacobs from the hit show Naked and Afraid has always been “larger” or “thicker.” Same is the story for the majority of her family members.. “Our family has always been labeled, and we have always thought of...
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Gay Rehab Center Turns Gay Boy Straight
June 18, 2016 No Responses

Gay Rehab Center Turns Gay Boy Straight

Pastor Bill McLary of Oakmont Christian Church says, “We all hate the gays… This is where the Methodists and Baptists can actually come together,” says . “Well, let me tweak that for political correctness.. We hate the sin, not the...
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Congressman becomes a Depublican
June 18, 2016 No Responses

Congressman becomes a Depublican

Pennsylvania senator Rob Driskel has proclaimed he is rerunning for office as both a Democrat and a Republican this time.. He’s calling it the Depublican ticket. Senator Driskel says, “The Democrats want to control your money, and the Republicans want...
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Hit Show “The View” Takes New Approach
June 17, 2016 No Responses

Hit Show “The View” Takes New Approach

Hit TV show “The View,” which airs daily and features Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar and some other interchangeable pieces who get traded out when Whoopi goes sour on them, has ratings number going through the roof.. When Whoopi was asked of the secret, sh...
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Top 10 Reasons to Smoke Revealed
June 17, 2016 No Responses

Top 10 Reasons to Smoke Revealed

Gives you the bad-boy image girls like Life when you’re 70 or 80 sux anyway. May as well be dead. Better than buying lottery tickets where you “sometimes” win. With cigs, you get a buzz every time. Good excuse to...
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Family Spends All Day Trying to Kill Themselves
June 17, 2016 No Responses

Family Spends All Day Trying to Kill Themselves

The recent activity of the Jones family has their neighbors concerned.. The Jones seem to have it all.. 2 new SUV’s, a Jeep, a Boat, and a Pop-up RV, but 3 neighbors have called 911 in the past 2 weeks...
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Man wins Facebook argument
June 17, 2016 No Responses

Man wins Facebook argument

For the first time in history, a person has successfully won a Facebook argument.. The man is Alabama native John Hoskins. John says, “Normally, myself and the other ranting commenters go round-and-round but no one ever wins… Every time I...
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