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Latina women; independent, fierce
In honor of Hispanic Heritage month, we decided to write about Latina women; we are independent, fierce and don’t take attitude from anyone. If you’ve never known a Latina, here a few tips to prepare you. 1. Contrary to popular...
Top 10 Reasons to Gain Weight!
Much easier goal to obtain than losing weight. Much more fun than losing weight! Lose fake friends who were only hanging out with you because you were skinny. People will actually listen to what you’re saying instead of just checking...
Suck-ups Earn 15% More!
While college professors have long informed students they will be professionally rewarded in industry by performing well on their jobs, new research has shown that “sucking-up” to the boss is actually the best way to receive a pay increase. ...
Man Buys Boat, Gains 50 Friends… Sells Boat, Loses 50 Friends
A Phoenix, Arizona man rose to a level of “instant-fame” among his circle of friends when he purchased a boat 10 years ago. “I received over 30 calls a week year-round and 50 calls a week during the summer time.. friends asking me...
Top Reasons to Join ISIS
Top Reasons to Join ISIS as an American Turbin way better than sunscreen for preventing fine lines and wrinkles The hot Arab women Black makes you look thinner 120 degree temperatures in the desert also make you thinner With the...
Study Reveals Everyone Wants to Act Like a Dick
In a recent study, anyone given enough money or who undergoes cosmetic surgery or weight loss to become good looking becomes a dick.. “It turns out people are only nice when they have to be, “ says Sarah Burman of the Dogs...
Canine Talks For the First Time in History
In a recent miracle, Scruffy, a Georgia Bulldog, began speaking last week after being hit by a car. “Apparently the impact of the accident jarred something loose,” said the veterinarian. With everyone expecting beautiful, poetic, and thankful wor...
Dually Pickup Sales On the Rise
The new enormous Chevrolet Dually 6-wheeled pickup (Price tag $80,000) has hit record sales this year, and in an interview with CNBC, Chevrolet Executive Tom Reynolds explained why. “We did it all through Facebook target advertising…. We actually targe...