Advice from a Dead Man

Advice from a Dead Man

1. Drink all the soda you want… You’re gonna die anyways! 2. All that money you’re making? Your relatives are gonna keep it, and you only get this gold watch. So, make as little money as possible! 3. Ask for the expensive...
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Man refuses to eat dropped french fries!

Man refuses to eat dropped french fries!

An Idaho man refused to eat french fries he dropped onto the ground today…. “I was okay with the fried artery clogging batter, the pesticides in the potatoes, and steroids in the rest of the food, but the particles of...
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Canine Talks For the First Time in History

Canine Talks For the First Time in History

In a recent miracle, Scruffy, a Georgia Bulldog, began speaking last week after being hit by a car. “Apparently the impact of the accident jarred something loose,” said the veterinarian. With everyone expecting beautiful, poetic, and thankful wor...
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Rascist loses “White Card” after DNA test

Rascist loses “White Card” after DNA test

23andme.com reported an interesting story on it’s social page last week. Rodney Buckmaster of Huntingville, Alabamer has always considered himself “white as a Gulf of Mexico Pina Colada” and of “100 God damn percent English heritage.” … ...
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Naked and Afraid Star “Undiagnosed” with Condition

Naked and Afraid Star “Undiagnosed” with Condition

Reality TV star Sarah Jacobs from the hit show Naked and Afraid has always been “larger” or “thicker.” Same is the story for the majority of her family members.. “Our family has always been labeled, and we have always thought of...
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Top 10 Reasons to Smoke Revealed

Top 10 Reasons to Smoke Revealed

Gives you the bad-boy image girls like Life when you’re 70 or 80 sux anyway. May as well be dead. Better than buying lottery tickets where you “sometimes” win. With cigs, you get a buzz every time. Good excuse to...
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Family Spends All Day Trying to Kill Themselves

Family Spends All Day Trying to Kill Themselves

The recent activity of the Jones family has their neighbors concerned.. The Jones seem to have it all.. 2 new SUV’s, a Jeep, a Boat, and a Pop-up RV, but 3 neighbors have called 911 in the past 2 weeks...
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