Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton It's only fair to share...
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Advice from a Dead Man

Advice from a Dead Man

1. Drink all the soda you want… You’re gonna die anyways! 2. All that money you’re making? Your relatives are gonna keep it, and you only get this gold watch. So, make as little money as possible! 3. Ask for the expensive...
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What Happens When you Throw Away your iPhone?

What Happens When you Throw Away your iPhone?

Withdrawal occurs during the first 6 days… This includes hallucinations, anxiety, and depression. If you can get through this part, you’re off to the races! The entertainment value of your city suddenly matters… Because you had been spendin...
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Top 10 Reasons to Gain Weight!

Top 10 Reasons to Gain Weight!

Much easier goal to obtain than losing weight. Much more fun than losing weight! Lose fake friends who were only hanging out with you because you were skinny. People will actually listen to what you’re saying instead of just checking...
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Suck-ups Earn 15% More!

Suck-ups Earn 15% More!

While college professors have long informed students they will be professionally rewarded in industry by performing well on their jobs, new research has shown that “sucking-up” to the boss is actually the best way to receive a pay increase. &#8...
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Use of the “F” Word on the Rise

Use of the “F” Word on the Rise

New graph reveals cause. It's only fair to share...
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Realtor Admits their Job is Total BS

Realtor Admits their Job is Total BS

In an admission totally against the wishes of the National Association of Realtors, former real estate agent Tom Bogus of Stamford, CT admits Realtors’ jobs are total bullshit. “Yeah, we pretty much do the same online search you can do yourself o...
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Study Reveals Everyone Wants to Act Like a Dick

Study Reveals Everyone Wants to Act Like a Dick

In a recent study, anyone given enough money or who undergoes cosmetic surgery or weight loss to become good looking becomes a dick.. “It turns out people are only nice when they have to be, “ says Sarah Burman of the Dogs...
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Canine Talks For the First Time in History

Canine Talks For the First Time in History

In a recent miracle, Scruffy, a Georgia Bulldog, began speaking last week after being hit by a car. “Apparently the impact of the accident jarred something loose,” said the veterinarian. With everyone expecting beautiful, poetic, and thankful wor...
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Dually Pickup Sales On the Rise

Dually Pickup Sales On the Rise

The new enormous Chevrolet Dually 6-wheeled pickup (Price tag $80,000) has hit record sales this year, and in an interview with CNBC, Chevrolet Executive Tom Reynolds explained why. “We did it all through Facebook target advertising…. We actually targe...
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