Category: Business

What Happens When you Throw Away your iPhone?
August 3, 2016 No Responses

What Happens When you Throw Away your iPhone?

Withdrawal occurs during the first 6 days… This includes hallucinations, anxiety, and depression. If you can get through this part, you’re off to the races! The entertainment value of your city suddenly matters… Because you had been spending 90% of your time...
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Suck-ups Earn 15% More!
July 18, 2016 No Responses

Suck-ups Earn 15% More!

While college professors have long informed students they will be professionally rewarded in industry by performing well on their jobs, new research has shown that “sucking-up” to the boss is actually the best way to receive a pay increase. &#8...
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Use of the “F” Word on the Rise
July 5, 2016 No Responses

Use of the “F” Word on the Rise

New graph reveals cause. It's only fair to share...
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Realtor Admits their Job is Total BS
July 1, 2016 No Responses

Realtor Admits their Job is Total BS

In an admission totally against the wishes of the National Association of Realtors, former real estate agent Tom Bogus of Stamford, CT admits Realtors’ jobs are total bullshit. “Yeah, we pretty much do the same online search you can do yourself o...
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Hit Show “The View” Takes New Approach
June 17, 2016 No Responses

Hit Show “The View” Takes New Approach

Hit TV show “The View,” which airs daily and features Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar and some other interchangeable pieces who get traded out when Whoopi goes sour on them, has ratings number going through the roof.. When Whoopi was asked of the secret, sh...
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