Realtor Admits their Job is Total BS

Realtor Admits their Job is Total BS

In an admission totally against the wishes of the National Association of Realtors, former real estate agent Tom Bogus of Stamford, CT admits Realtors’ jobs are total bullshit. “Yeah, we pretty much do the same online search you can do yourself on...
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Man Buys Boat, Gains 50 Friends… Sells Boat, Loses 50 Friends

Man Buys Boat, Gains 50 Friends… Sells Boat, Loses 50 Friends

A Phoenix, Arizona man rose to a level of “instant-fame” among his circle of friends when he purchased a boat 10 years ago. “I received over 30 calls a week year-round and 50 calls a week during the summer time.. friends asking me...
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Manziel and Taylor Swift Now Dating

Manziel and Taylor Swift Now Dating

In shocking celebrity news this week it was revealed that Taylor Swift and Johnny Manziel are now dating. Taylor has officially strayed from her habit of dating similarly successful and attractive stars…. “They say opposites attract, and this cou...
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Top Reasons to Join ISIS

Top Reasons to Join ISIS

Top Reasons to Join ISIS as an American Turbin way better than sunscreen for preventing fine lines and wrinkles The hot Arab women Black makes you look thinner 120 degree temperatures in the desert also make you thinner With the...
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Study Reveals Everyone Wants to Act Like a Dick

Study Reveals Everyone Wants to Act Like a Dick

In a recent study, anyone given enough money or who undergoes cosmetic surgery or weight loss to become good looking becomes a dick.. “It turns out people are only nice when they have to be, “ says Sarah Burman of the Dogs...
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Canine Talks For the First Time in History

Canine Talks For the First Time in History

In a recent miracle, Scruffy, a Georgia Bulldog, began speaking last week after being hit by a car. “Apparently the impact of the accident jarred something loose,” said the veterinarian. With everyone expecting beautiful, poetic, and thankful wor...
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Dually Pickup Sales On the Rise

Dually Pickup Sales On the Rise

The new enormous Chevrolet Dually 6-wheeled pickup (Price tag $80,000) has hit record sales this year, and in an interview with CNBC, Chevrolet Executive Tom Reynolds explained why. “We did it all through Facebook target advertising…. We actually targe...
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Rascist loses “White Card” after DNA test

Rascist loses “White Card” after DNA test

23andme.com reported an interesting story on it’s social page last week. Rodney Buckmaster of Huntingville, Alabamer has always considered himself “white as a Gulf of Mexico Pina Colada” and of “100 God damn percent English heritage.” … ...
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Winning Country Music Formula Revealed

Winning Country Music Formula Revealed

Many have suspected there is a secret formula to making money in country music after noticing similarities in many of the songs, but it’s never been confirmed until today. Terminally ill Nashville music producer Buc Bubba“Tex” McGraw has now revealed...
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Man Comes Out Coma, Watches CNN, Goes back into Coma

Man Comes Out Coma, Watches CNN, Goes back into Coma

A Pennsylvania man briefly came out of a 4 year coma this morning at Philadelphia Regional Hospital. Upon coming to, he noticed CNN was on in his hospital room and began watching. After taking it in for a while, he reportedly exclaimed, “Is...
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