1. Drink all the soda you want… You’re gonna die anyways!
2. All that money you’re making? Your relatives are gonna keep it, and you only get this gold watch. So, make as little money as possible!
3. Ask for the expensive casket.. It’s worth it. My neighbors all have worms in their coffins.
4. As a dead-man-ghost, I see everything. Don’t do anything your grandma wouldn’t approve of.
5. Oh, and don’t sky dive… That’s what got me!