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- Amidst a World Class Match Up, the Top 4 Reasons We Love, Or Should Love, Soccer - As an exciting match between O. Lyonnais and Juventus prepares to go down, here we talk about some of the reasons we love, or should love, soccer. 1) It lets us be passionate. Other than American football, what other sport allows us to dress up in costume, cover our...
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- Latina women; independent, fierce - In honor of Hispanic Heritage month, we decided to write about Latina women; we are independent, fierce and don’t take attitude from anyone. If you’ve never known a Latina, here a few tips to prepare you. 1. Contrary to popular belief, not all of us cook. However, if you’re lucky...
- Taylor Swift Tell-All Book Cancelled - A tell-all book about Taylor Swift scheduled to be written by best selling tell-all writer Slander McMoneyson has officially been cancelled…McMoneyson says, “After interviewing all 35 of Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriends, they all have just one thing to say.. And one thing’s not nearly enough to write a book.” When asked what they...
- Advice from a Dead Man - 1. Drink all the soda you want… You’re gonna die anyways! 2. All that money you’re making? Your relatives are gonna keep it, and you only get this gold watch. So, make as little money as possible! 3. Ask for the expensive casket.. It’s worth it. My neighbors all have worms in...
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Use of the “F” Word on the Rise
New graph reveals cause.
Top Reasons to Join ISIS
Top Reasons to Join ISIS as an American Turbin way better than sunscreen for preventing fine lines and wrinkles The hot Arab women Black makes you look thinner 120 degree temperatures in the desert also make you thinner ...
Man Comes Out Coma, Watches CNN, Goes back into Coma
A Pennsylvania man briefly came out of a 4 year coma this morning at Philadelphia Regional Hospital. Upon coming to, he noticed CNN was on in his hospital room and began watching. After taking it in for a while, he re...
Gay Rehab Center Turns Gay Boy Straight
Pastor Bill McLary of Oakmont Christian Church says, “We all hate the gays… This is where the Methodists and Baptists can actually come together,” says . “Well, let me tweak that for political correctness.. W...
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Realtor Admits their Job is Total BS
In an admission totally against the wishes of the National Association of Realtors, former real estate agent Tom Bogus of Stamfo...
Suck-ups Earn 15% More!
While college professors have long informed students they will be professionally rewarded in industry by performing well on th...
What Happens When you Throw Away your iPhone?
Withdrawal occurs during the first 6 days… This includes hallucinations, anxiety, and depression. If you can get through thi...
Use of the “F” Word on the Rise
New graph reveals cause.
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Hillary Clinton
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Latina women; independent, fierce
In honor of Hispanic Heritage month, we decided to write about Latina women; we are independent, fierce and don’t take attitude from anyone. If you’ve never known a Latina, here a few tips to prepare you. 1. Contrary...
Top 10 Reasons to Gain Weight!
Much easier goal to obtain than losing weight. Much more fun than losing weight! Lose fake friends who were only hanging out with you because you were skinny. People will actually listen to what you’re saying inste...
Suck-ups Earn 15% More!
While college professors have long informed students they will be professionally rewarded in industry by performing well on their jobs, new research has shown that “sucking-up” to the boss is actually the...
Use of the “F” Word on the Rise
New graph reveals cause.
Man Buys Boat, Gains 50 Friends… Sells Boat, L...
A Phoenix, Arizona man rose to a level of “instant-fame” among his circle of friends when he purchased a boat 10 years ago. “I received over 30 calls a week year-round and 50 calls a week during the ...
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“Native Son” Disappoints Hometown
Ben Bryant of Plainview, TX has always been the shining light of his small hometown. “He was our high school quarterback, he worked hard on his dad’s farm, and he always made good grades…. but, not so high ...
“Lucky chair” theory being questioned
Since the dawn of modern sports, every die hard fan has always known there are certain things you can do to virtually guarantee a victory for your favorite team. There’s a laundry list of things a fan can do to ens...